dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

midnight-kfc:

friendlyneighborhoodpegacorn:

yo guys if you live in the US and use regular absorbency U by kotex sleek tampons please throw them away. they’re currently under recall in america because they’re coming apart in people and leaving pieces which puts you at a huge risk for toxic shock syndrome.

im gonna go ahead and plug the diva cup right now which i live and breathe by. i’ve never had any issues with it and i’m totally open to talking about it!

please be safe y’all!

Not just the US: the recall is in Canada, too. You can find out if any that you’ve purchased are part of the recall right here

This is Monroe, and she is here to be your Post Protection Cat.

butterflyinthewell:

queensparklekitten:

butterflyinthewell:

You are now protected and released from all those “reblog or something bad will happen” posts. 

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[Photo of a mostly white cat with a black tail, black patches on her back, black ears, a black nose, a tiny black “beauty mark” next to her nose and green eyes.]

Monroe has pounced on and destroyed the effects of those posts and she is ready to pounce on future posts because she is a good girl.

You are no longer bound to any “reblog or something bad will happen” posts and are shielded from future “reblog or something bad will happen” posts.

It’s okay! You’re safe!

Does she get along with the Immunity Dog that I already have? I’m keeping as many immunity pets as I can, and I want to know how best to take care of them. Partly for the protection and partly for the cuteness. I love animals in general. 

Yes, she will! 🙂